Last Updated October 19, 2000.
Well Kids, thanks for the feedback n shit. The only news that I have to say is that I've approved & added some links. Stay tuned for some reviews featuring the Dead Boys, Slaughter & The Dogs, Angelic Upstarts, The Damned & maybe more. Till then, keep submiting your links.
Sorry there's no new photos in my gallery. I haven't had that much time to surf around. If you see anything that's suitable, drop me a line!
Hessian Love - What happens when you put up an aol personal ad with a picture of tastefully garbed female in a confederate flag bikini?
You get the responses that belong to the kind of dirtbags who go to a Kittie concert to maybe sneak a glimpse up their skirts, smoke a lot of weed or eat urinal cakes to get high, frequent monster truck shows, completely avoid bathing & save their Burger King paychecks for their payments on their 79 Trans Am.
Hail Satan!!!
Virtual Nuclear Blast Mapper - With Pakistan now possessing nukes, who's next? When the bomb comes whatcha gonna do? I can imagine most of you snivelling shits would be crying, shitting your pants & praying to god to forgive you for all those sins like frying ants under a magnifying glass & masturbating to those lingerie models in the Sears catalog.
Wonder what it's like to have a nuke land ground zero on your house?
After hundred of annoying pledge drives PBS of all people have redeemed themselves with the Nuclear Blast Mapper!
Blow up your house, your ex girlfriends house, the retirement home, the police station, or your school!
It's as close to the real thing as detonating a U-haul truck packed with fertilizer & gasoline under a Federal buliding.
Greetings to all. In this site you'll find cruel humor, loud punk rawk and other random silliness. Enjoy. If you don't like it, please direct your comments to the wall behind you.
New photos! Check out the photography section
for the latest additions. A lot more will be coming soon!
Winky's sXe Mockery page. ...So you think you've got the "edge" just because you own all of Earth Crisis's cds, have X's tatted on your hands, have your fridge completely stocked with tofu and you've torched a McDonalds down in the name of animal liberation. Visit Winky's site and then give yourself a good look in the mirror there bubba.
Are You Emo?...so you bought a pair of horn rimmed glasses even though you have 20/20 vision & a Get Up Kids T-shirt. Now you've tossed away your crusty outfit that consisted of a old dirty jean jacket with a big Crass back patch and your baseball cap that the principal barred you from wearing because it had a poorly stitched "Whorehouse Of Representitives" patch that the "authoritarian" fascists found offensive. Are you ready to enter the new, sensitive, intelligent, thought provoking world of EMO? Do this quiz and find out.
Mahir, International Otto-Man Of Mystery's homepage - Ladies, he's single and he's constantly on the move to pursue his unrelenting quest of spreading the message O' love. Put on the Barry White records and send your marriage proposals now!
Fat Chicks In Party Hats - A gallery of disturbing pictures of morbidly obese women all wearing stupid hats. But there's also some "special" people and midgets. I've thought I've seen everything until I saw the gay midget couple in sado/bondage gear. Whoa.
Celebrity Assassin! - So you got jumped by a bunch of homie poseurs wearing
Kid Rock T-shirts who proceeded to steal your $200 Fubu jacket your mom bought you. Some kids calling themselves the local chapter of the Trenchcoat Mafia called you a fag and threatened to shoot you after school. Relieve your frustration and angst by playing Celebrity Assassin and kill (In an Eric Harris after school game of Doom sort of way) your ememies' mentors like Kid Rock, Puff Daddy and Marilyn Manson! Crank up the Ramstein baby!
The SST Crew Homepage - From the cornfields and moonshine stills of
Bumfuck, Ohio come the SST crew. Check out their mean looking
cruiser for picking up women to go line dancing. "Where's the Billy Ray Cyrus Tape?"
The Unity Bootboys Homepage - The Unity Bootboys crew needs you!
They meet every Thursday at their tree fort at 9pm sharp.
Their ranks have been decimated by defections to Goth groups.
All suitable applicants must have Alpha flight jackets as there
is shortage and they've had to resort to sharing one amongst themselves during the week.
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